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775A majority of Dunkey’s vids can be summarized as him calmly trying to talk over the completely reckless chaos happening on screen but it makes me lose my shit every time
dunkey: you know, it’s beautiful moments like this that make playing video games a rewarding and enjoyable experience. the scenery in this game is so detailed and every little object is crafted with so much care
skyrim: *30 dragons, modded to look like thomas the tank engine, attacking the people of whiterun along with an innumerable amount of pint sized bears as the frame rate drops and the game freezes and lags*
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135991new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying
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158646hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.
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104796library date?? coffee shop date??? museum date?? art gallery date?? stargazing date?? napping date?? picnic date??? yes
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373345nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool
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I felt now was a good time for the memes-of-the-year recap:
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^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this.

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12635Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!
Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose
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111When Ryan said “girls in tuxes. That’s all I’m sayin” in the last supermegacast I felt that











