what a wildcard

chips1977:

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

greelin:
am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it’d probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

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faerieicetea:

me going into hibernation when it’s time to recharge my social battery

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othersidedisc:

dyketango:
this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

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megan-ann-xo:

pussy from a girl who’s silly and goofy

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louisegluckpdf:

check out tank top + no bra if you get the chance. sound of the summer

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durbikins:

sacred-portal:
the shit sarah palmer was seeing

fuckinginsanegirl4ever:

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oneheadtoanother:

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shattered-chandeliers:

Idk I just think that “I have empathy for the friends and family of those that were lost” and “based on everything we’ve learned, going down in that death-trap was an incredibly stupid decision and anyone could see that” and “it is ridiculous anyone would pay 250k to go see a mass grave, the wealth gap has gotten out of hand so I can’t find it in myself to shed tears for the men involved” and “it is heartbreaking a teenage boy was lost because he wanted to impress his father” are statements that can coexist.

Human emotions are grey.

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stressedot:

i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year

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mother-shipper:

vacuously-true:
Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

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kragehund-est:

spaghetti-explosion:
kragehund-est:
kragehund-est:
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray

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turtleneckandchain:

i love to use my pedestrian right of way… youre not going lol

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